Mike Burke votes

Mike Burke voted on Nov. 4th for the president of the United States. However, he did not vote for a candidate from a large political party. He voted for the candidate who represented the "Douche Political Party". Although the details of this political party are slim, sources tell IHMB that Michael Burke is the only member.

Mr. Burke

you may know him as michael james burke. you may think he's a friendly, kind and all around good guy. you may even be jealous of his extra large male item.
Well I'm here to tell you the truth, 'Merica. Mike Burke is an awful person. He cheats, lies, steals, kills and rapes. He once made a joke so awful that Barak Obama called him and said "Fuck you, Mike Burke"